"It Kills me sometimes, how people die"

basically, I cry over mario götze and the german national team. besides that also about bayern münchen. I have a lot of babies and it's taking over my life. Oh, yes I am dutch not german.
oh yes, martin ich liebe dich

oomshi:

i pray for a future where there is complete equality across the globe also free shipping

opulentdesigns:

Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany. It’s not surprising that it’s magical fairy tale appearance is the reason it was one of the inspirations behind Disneyland’s Sleeping Beauty Castle.

Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

manuelfrickinneuer:

Steal his look: Manuel Neuer

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Germany home goalkeeper jersey - $100.72

Germany home goalkeeper shorts - $45.49

Golden glove award - $20,000+

Crushing the hopes and dreams of your opponent - Priceless

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

twistedtwinsproductions:

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I am in tears laughing at this. It only gets funnier the longer you look at it.

some people needs to forget gotzeus because mario gotze girlfriend is ann kathrin be mature
Anonymous

violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

aceofstars:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

Mario Götze: A summary (insp).

❝ If you never find the love of your life and go for cats, are you fur-ever alone? ❞

- (via hirnabfall)

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